Butterface

My mom called me and told me about a party she went to with dad and she described one of the D.I.'s (dance instructors) in this manner:

Mom: "Oh Ating, she had such a sexy-sexy body pero ang mukha parang kabayo" (her face looked like a horse).

Me: "Yeah mom, she had a "butterface".

Mom: "Ma-Mike said the same thing, but her face wasn't greasy!"

Me: "Mom! Butterface comes from 'Oh she's got a nice body, but her face is not.' Get it? But her face...? Butterface!"

Mom: "hmm..."

I didn't think she got it so I changed the topic.

Mom Dispenses Advice

I crack up every time my mom and I talk. She always finds a way to bring the talk around to having grandchildren and when I'm going to get pregnant... She always has a bit of advice on that category, as if I am just not doing things correctly. Sheesh.

I Got The Hint

My mom's always hinting about when I'm going to have a baby, or rather, when she's finally having an 'apo'. Sometimes it's just funny and sometimes, well... I got the hint!