My mom called me and told me about a party she went to with dad and she described one of the D.I.'s (dance instructors) in this manner:
Mom: "Oh Ating, she had such a sexy-sexy body pero ang mukha parang kabayo" (her face looked like a horse).
Me: "Yeah mom, she had a "butterface".
Mom: "Ma-Mike said the same thing, but her face wasn't greasy!"
Me: "Mom! Butterface comes from 'Oh she's got a nice body, but her face is not.' Get it? But her face...? Butterface!"
Mom: "hmm..."
I didn't think she got it so I changed the topic.
Mom: "Oh Ating, she had such a sexy-sexy body pero ang mukha parang kabayo" (her face looked like a horse).
Me: "Yeah mom, she had a "butterface".
Mom: "Ma-Mike said the same thing, but her face wasn't greasy!"
Me: "Mom! Butterface comes from 'Oh she's got a nice body, but her face is not.' Get it? But her face...? Butterface!"
Mom: "hmm..."
I didn't think she got it so I changed the topic.
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